Signs we’ve seen around and people have shared with us follow. . .
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
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On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multipacks.”
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
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In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”
In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
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In a Tacoma Washington men’s clothing store: 15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!
Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.”
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Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: “Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn’t worth anything – gas is!”
Sign at a Budapest zoo: “Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”
And lastly, honesty might pay off here…hmmm
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